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Dear Mr Snowdon
The lads and I like nothing better than to spend a nice evening washing down party pills with pints of Pucks Pixellation, sometimes with absinthe depth charges, while smoking big fat joints, sticking acid-soaked hops up our nostrils, and indulging in the occasional laundanum binge. We figure that as long as we can still say Raxicoricfallapatorius we're doing OK. But imagine how bummed out we were when Neville, who accidentally learned to read sometime in the 60s (he was in Brighton. It was a crazy time. We all did things that we would rather forget) just found out that at least some of these harmless activities are apparantly illegal.
Is Mr Snowdon going to get all Nazi-bringdown-bastard over this?
yours,
Dave Dave Dave Dave Davidson
Dalek Snowdon replies;
Daleks have no concept of 'Fun'. They do not drink, take drugs, listen to loud music, (Except maybe a nice bit of Wagner during particularly exciting planetary invasions) or attend parties that go on until dawn.
Daleks do stay up late, but only to plan invasions etc.
So while I feel that any kind of so called 'Fun' should be stamped out, I am mindful of the fact that really stoned people don't react very quickly. Faced with, for example, a group of Bio-Mechanical Killing Machines come to tell them to turn the stereo down, most drunk or drugged people tend to just sit around saying 'Oh Wow' rather than run about, climb out of windows, or, most annoyingly, run up stairs.
So, with this in mind, let me say; 'Go ahead! Catch a Buzz!'
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