 Sec with the shocking hentai poster that he liberated from the venue The event, which supposedly caters to all sexual orientations, has “failed unforgivably” to cater for asexual bio-mechanical-hybrid killing machines, Mr. Sec stated in a heated letter to all major media outlets across the country. Dalek Sec had intended to simply make a social visit, but was so incensed by the treatment he received at the exposition that he decided to speak out against the “hypocrisies” he witnessed. We have reproduced the letter in its entirety below, because Dalek Sec has told us to do so while waving his plunger in a distinctly frightening manner.
“To the bigoted and small-minded organisms responsible for Erotica.
Before the 24th of August, I could almost have considered myself a supporter for your expo, as I am indeed of an alternative sexuality that I will not discuss in this letter. But upon visiting the ASB Showgrounds and seeing firsthand the obvious pro-human, anti-dalek bias that you push upon all who attend, I must admit that I found myself questioning the moral suitability of a public event - that could be visited by young and impressionable teenagers – that quite obviously advocates the use of human genitalia and their many and various optional “plug-in accessories”, and makes no mention of asexual reproduction for either business or pleasure. Even tentacles, a staple of the dalek reproductive cycle, are only mentioned when used in conjunction with human “reproduction attempts”. In many cases, I wasn’t even certain if the purpose of the attempt was indeed to produce offspring. What, may I ask, could possibly be the point of genital interaction, if not to increase the number of potential slaves and/or practice targets on the planet?
Nevertheless I made a second attempt to explore the grounds, hoping to find some redeeming feature of Erotica, perhaps a witty t-shirt or maybe a commemorative tea towel. Imagine my horror upon discovering that throughout this sprawling circus of sexual deviancy, instructional seminars by pornstars and magazines dedicated to deliberately undermining the well-informed and entirely necessary regulations set out by the ruling human government by advocating the use of illegal and non-taxable drugs.
Disgusted though I was, the worst was yet to come. While exterminating a saleshuman during a discussion about the price of a gift for my wife, I was mistaken for a certain kind of product being sold at the booth and stuffed into a novelty gift box and sold to a member of the degenerate public who patronized Erotica. My cries for help were ignored and it wasn’t until I was unwrapped and nearly had a pair of AA batteries inserted into my exoskeleton that the human in question realized who I was and apologized for the misunderstanding. It turned out he was a staunch supporter of Mr. Snowdon, and like myself he was only visiting ASB Showgrounds for research purposes.
The experience has taught me that humans cannot be trusted with their own genitalia. I can assure you that you shall not have my patronage next year. I have patronized you just as far as I want to and I shall not patronize you further. Your “expo” as you call it is nothing more than a human-fetishist’s playground, packed with innuendo designed to popularize one lifestyle over another and socially engineer a country of homosapiensexuals. To even consider such an idea is disgusting, but to go to such lengths is truly horrifying. Rest assured that under a Dalek government such gross displays of sexually prejudiced propaganda would be swiftly curtailed.
Remember to Vote Snowdon,
Dalek Sec Pictured: Sec liberates an offending art print from the event. "This hentai poster portrays a completely inappropriate use of tentacles. My young..um...nephew asked some very awkward questions. It's shocking. I had to take it home with me so that no one else was forced to see it.".
*May not be his real name
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