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PRESS RELEASE: FROM THE OFFICE OF DALEK SNOWDON NB: The Local Newt advises that election material published on this site may not reflect the official views of the Editorial Team. Though in fact it actually does because we are really awfully excited by Mr Snowdon's commanding manner, his impressive claw arm, splendid vocabulary and all-round shininess.
Are you tired of power crazed, bad tempered, right wing megalomaniacs running things in our city?
No?
Excellent! Then you need to vote for Auckland’s most vigorous and positive new candidate, Snowdon The Dalek!
Unlike the other, wishy-washy bleeding heart candidates on offer this year, Snowdon offers clear and decisive leadership to our city. Under Snowdon’s no nonsense ‘Exterminate Pretty Much Everything’ policy Auckland will be in great shape to meet the challenges of the 21st century and become a truly ‘World Class’ city.
Here’s how Dalek Snowdon views the main issues facing Auckland;
RATES. All council rates to be abolished following a ‘One-Time’ payment of all your money just before you get EXTERMINATED. After that, we leave you alone!
TRANSPORT. All public transport in Auckland to be provided free! Just hop on the nearest bus and come downtown to be EXTERMINATED.
As Mayor, Snowdon will also sell off the Mayoral Limousine. Daleks look silly trying to get into cars and prefer to glide about menacingly under their own power.
HUGE,POINTLESS STADIUMS. Snowdon fully approves of the construction of vast, ugly stadiums on the Auckland waterfront. Stadiums are an excellent way of getting large numbers of people in one place so that they can be EXTERMINATED.
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