 Snowdon believes in happy, healthy, delicious families. That's what's behind New Zealand's favourite breakfast cereal, Snowdon's Skaro-Bix. 100% natural, fully recycled and delicious too, Skaro-Bix promotes regularity while its low protein levels keep libido, energy and thought processes at a healthily low level...ideal for all those with a hard day at school or work ahead of them who don't want to be bothered with the inconvenience of independant thought and those awkward biological urges. Tested on humans, not on animals, and contains very few CFCs. Snowdon also believes in a Ethical Business and Fair Trade. The pig-slaves at the Skaro-Bix plant receive lifelong employment and tea breaks at least every four days. And when they grow too old to work, they are economically recycled as tasty, nutritious Skaro-Bix! You can't ask for fairer trade than that! Available in three delicious varieties: Newt, Macadam and Sawdust (with real nails).
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