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 The property in Mensvat Esc-Dalek, Skaro. "It's not really a residence, more of a weekend do-upper."
While Snowdon claims his address as "Dunexterminating", 43 Awfully Posh Drive, Church Bay, opponents maintain that his real address is in fact 65 Drammankin Avenue, Mensvat Esc-Dalek City, the Plain of Swords, Dalazar, Skaro. "This places him as being normally resident some 6 million light years outside of his constituancy" says outspoken political commentator Melinda Throck. "We feel that this is pushing the boundaries just a bit." Dalek Snowdon's campaign manager Dave Carrageenan dismissed these concerns.
"This is just silly nitpicking." he said. "While it is true that Mr Snowdon does indeed own a property on Skaro, it is not the address at which he is normally resident. The neighbourhood is overrun with radioactive Thals and the residual magnetic interference from the Desert of Despair plays havoc with his cellphone signals. Besides, the commute would be just silly." Meanwhile, at Outpost Gallifrey, 57 academics just punched the air. "This means that Skaro was not, as is claimed, destroyed in the time war" said Hubert Smundle. "It's terribly exciting news. It's even bigger than the currently hotly debated topic of Why The Tenth Doctor Doesn't Wear Socks. "Though of course it'll mean a huge updating of all the continuity guides. We'll be retconning this on the forums all night." he said before racing off to drink an entire pot of triple strength coffee and email absolutely everyone. When asked for his comment, Mr Snowdon said "Some beings have just too much time on their hands." |
